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  • 50 words of the best negative energy of the year, read that you doubt your life date: 2018-10-31click : 2227

    Sometimes, chicken soup is better than chicken soup to get you out of your current predicament. So strong man, did this bowl of poisonous chicken soup, put down your koi dream, there is nothing terrible for the road ahead. Life articles 1. The best you can do is probably not as good as others ...

  • Life doesn't need chicken soup anymore, negative energy can save you! Date: 2018-09-11Click : 2317

    01. Go after it if you like it, anyway, you can't chase 02. Life is more than just present, and there are invitations from your predecessor. 03. Don't always say that life hurts you, in fact, life does not even know who you are. 04. Life is alive, sometimes it ’s not sometimes people laugh, sometimes it gives people ...

  • Of these "negative energy" paragraphs, there is always a cure for you These "negative energy" paragraphs , there is always a cure for you Date: 2018-05-21click : 3467

    -01- Summer is here, and I realize that "Where to stay cool" is not a curse, it is definitely the most sincere care and the deepest hidden love. -02- Someone said: There must be at least two impulses in your life, once for the love of perseverance, and once for ...

  • Poisonous chicken soup incisive to laughter: I'm not dead, I like to see you in the corner.

    1. No matter who left you, don't forget, before he did, you were living alone. 2. I am not seeing death but I just like to hide in the corner to see you unlucky. 3. "What's the craziest thing about you and your boyfriend?" For more than two decades, and ...

  • Domineering to the sentence of poisonous chicken soup, serve you Date: 2018-03-21 Click: 2501

    1. As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere. 2. Look in the mirror, and you will understand why. 3. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyles and body have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem. 4. Try not to love someone, Binu ...

  • 2018 classic god sentence, every sentence can reach you 2018 classic god sentence, every sentence can reach you Date: 2018-01-18click : 3095

    01 Violence cannot solve the problem. But violence can solve the problem. 02 The public looked for her thousands of Baidu, and looking back, the man still dismissed me. 03 How about twelve bottles of this shampoo? Isn't it a suggested retail price of 9.9? I don't want to accept its build ...

  • Smart people know how to laugh at themselves , 44 self-laughing sentences highlight your humor. Date: 2017-12-29click : 2734

    People who know how to laugh at themselves are extremely intelligent people. 1. Squat down and touch your own shadow. Sorry, following me made you wrong. 2. People who are better than you are still working, so what good is your hard work? 3. More important than Sanguan is the five senses. 4. Many people despise me ...

  • Get on the thief ship, go with the thief Date: 2017-12-28Click : 1820

    After getting on the thief ship, follow the thief. Women's big eighteen change, more and more casual. Go your own way, and divide it with love soldiers. It's the wolf that makes the teeth, and the sheep that makes the legs. MLM is that rabbits eat grass on the nest. Everyone said that her sister was beautiful. The little bird is ...

  • Short, sharp sentences, heart to heart! Date: 2017-12-25Click : 2388

    First, the detour that should be taken in life, in fact, one meter is indispensable. Second, it is necessary to be silly every now and then. Third, the sky will be dark, people will change, three points of affection, seven points of deception, the road is still long, don't be too crazy, in the future may not be sure who is brilliant! 4. Happiness is: parents are here, mutton is ...

  • Six humorous philosophical paragraphs, I am too deep! Date: 2017-07-05Click : 2431

    1. The man bought a fish home for his wife to cook, then ran to the movie by himself, and his wife also wanted to go together. The man said: Two people watched as a waste of money. You cooked the fish. When I finished watching it, I shared the story with you while eating. When the man came back after watching it, he did n’t see the fish, so he asked the old ...

  • At the end of the college entrance examination, take a look at these classic passages and relax. Date: 2017-06-25click : 1863

    At the end of the college entrance examination, take a look at these classic passages and relax. After the college entrance examination, the principal invited the city's college entrance examination champion to give a speech. The champion said: My learning method is, at the beginning, I only did one problem a day. At this time, the principal couldn't help but say: classmates, the way to learn ...

  • Humor that makes you laugh about kidney cramps Date: 2016-11-17Click : 2849

    The humorous paragraph that makes you laugh at kidney cramps 01 I have a mother who wants to be strong. Remember when I was a kid, my mom took me on a bicycle and my feet got stuck in the wheels. 02 What is the experience of being single for more than two years? I have been single for 20 years and do n’t know what you said ...

  • Know the paragraphs that left you speechless : 2016-09-12click : 2550

    01 Say a very connotative verse, a lazy crowd shirt, small 02 What is the first 3D surround music you have heard? Throwing a Handkerchief 03 Would you like to cut 8 or 12 whole pizzas? 8 pieces, 12 pieces I ca n’t eat 04 If you are someone else, would you like to deal with yourself ...

  • Click to open the full text in the circle of friends and laugh : Date: 2015-11-28Hits : 3102

    Although poor before, but happy, it is different now. Full text: Not only poor, but also unhappy. Don't call me if there are events on weekends. Open the full text: Come directly to pick me up! Move fast! Handsome posture! I thought we could go to the end together. ...

  • Those lines in "Charlotte's Trouble" are laughable. Those lines in "Charlotte's Trouble" are laughable. Date: 2015-10-13Click : 2714

    Seeing friends in the circle of friends are saying that Charlotte is troubled. I think the main character is called Charlotte, a foreign film. The original male number is called Charlotte! Will there be "Guo Jing tomorrow", "Jing Bairan merging eggs", "Huang Qiusheng is inexorable", "Jia Nailiang" "Adi angry ...

  • The Thunder on the Internet That Makes Your Brain Big Date: 2015-02-07Click : 4449

    Watching time in the morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep. Falling in love is nothing more than two results. First, go back to your house and find your own mother. Second, your mother becomes my mother. The simplest emotion between people is to look down on each other. Everyone is not vegetarian ...

  • Feng Gong's 55 classic quotes, this is the real humor! Date: 2014-03-25Click : 3432

    1. Kill the panda, I am the national treasure! 2. Don't talk to me about ideals, quit! 3. Fall down, get up and cry again ~~~ 4, low-key! Is the best show off! !! 5. How can I lose weight without eating? 6. Sorry to make you laugh. 7, I can resist everything except temptation ...

  • The latest funny quotes in 2014 Date: 2014-02-10click : 4561

    1. You must endure for a moment, take a step back and make it worse. 2. Don't joke too much, or it's all a curse. 3, love is not enough, come together with money, a group of dogs behind the rich, the social path is difficult to go without money. 4. Naughty is OK, but can't you know the match face. 5, see what is good for you ...

  • Tang Seng is more powerful, but it is just a monkey show Date: 2013-12-24Click : 3343

    During a math class, the teacher asked me a brother: Calculus is a very useful subject. What is our goal to learn calculus? The dude was at the time and then hesitated without thinking: no fangs! The class laughed. 1. Others are pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend to be serious. 2...

  • It's not that the road is not smooth, but that you can't. Date: 2012-12-29click : 7134

    You ca n’t take me as a holiday because we have holidays. It's not that the road is uneven, but that you can't. Tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion. Time is like a face, sun and moon are like a pot. It's not because you forget, but because you remember. Alone ...

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